Monday, 29 November 2010

26 sleeps to go.... (said with an Optimus Prime voice-over voice)

I was shocked this evening by an interview on local news. Anchorman Peter "Ron Burgundy" Levy was interviewing some local education guy about schools closing due to poor weather and he put forward the argument that teachers should live closer to the schools where they teach so schools can stay open. It made me laugh!

So, since we are in "day six of the big freeze" (Look North banner headline, to be said with an American voice-over guy accent to add emphasis and make it sound  more than a little menacing) I thought that I would continue the winter humour with some of my favourite snow/Christmas-related jokes…

What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball!

How do you call an Eskimo cow ?
An Eskimoo!

Why does Santa like to work in his garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why is the slippery ice like music?
If you don’t C sharp – you’ll B flat!

Why does Santa always go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!

That's quite enough of this malarkey!

Oh, I just remembered a funny video on YouTube… nothing to do with snow and every thing to do with the American voice-over accents that you see in dodgy infomercials

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